Score: 0

"Dude, its not funny"

submission: Its a Halo Thing 2/2

date: June 4, 2008

You may think so but its fucking not. I hate it when people do that, especially people who i used to think were talented enough to realize how stupid and immature that was.

Score: 7

"Great idea, Mediocre presentation."

submission: Dick Knows Best

date: June 2, 2008

I really liked the whole "Dick Cheney is the most evil baby-eating guy on the planet" idea and jokes, but I feel you didn't deliver it well. The art style wasen't great but it was good. It had a flair to it. The animation was also preety good. The thing that really got me though the the bad voice acting. Well, maybe I'm not saying it right. The voices were fine for Dick and the kid and the people, they sounded like they should, but it was very lack-lustre. They didn't deliver it with enough volume and emotion half the time. It seems a little half-baked. Like the joke about his lair being the temple of doom was good written down, but when he said it it kind of ruined it. Sorry if I'm knit-picking, but ussualy im not too fussy but I just can't stand robotic voice actors. The voices can be the crappiest ones in the world, just as long as I can hear then and they speak with emotion then I'm ok with it. Overall, a good movie, just get better voice actors or whip them till they speak with emotion!

Art 8/10
Animation 8/10
Voice Acting 7/10
Voice Expression 3/10

OVERALL 7/10

Score: 0

"...?"

submission: Boy Gentle

date: March 11, 2008

I watched Puncher, and I was like, WTF? This is more stupid then the custom map for halo titled "Lameass". Then I watched Welcome to the Hilton, and I loved it! I thought that you had finally found a good way to make funny movies with your great art style. Then you ruined it with this, this, thing. My recomendation is that you find some good jokes or sotp making these shorts.

Score: 10

"Love it"

submission: Shadow Of The Colossus

date: December 8, 2007

I lov ehtis game, and this movie! Can you give me the music files please?

Score: 6

"Cool"

submission: 3d Dragon Test

date: December 5, 2007

I just figured out how to do that yesterday! Awsome effect, and its 3D, even cooler. Was it hard to get the correct speed for everything, so it moved in sync?

Score: 0

"Fair review below"

submission: ASD-V1.05.036

date: December 5, 2007

Honestly, the graphics made it look like it was created by a 3-year old. At least try to put some effort into them. Trace pictures of real sprinklers or something, then color it grey with lighting or something.

Next, you used component buttons, which although they look nice, did not go well with anything else since they were so neat, and everything else plainly sucked.

This would work great as an engine for a real version, but in it's current state, its un-usable. A homeown also woulden't come to newgrounds or your Piczo website to use this. You would need to move it to a real website domain or something.

There is no animation at all. When you place an object on the screen it should have a short representation about how far the water would come out, or just a blue circle saying the diameter of its range.

Lastly, when you go in the begining, there should be a screen that the user could enter the dimentions of their garden in, so it would be more relavent. While I'm on this course, the grid needs reworked, and don't use blue for the background.

Basic points for improvement:
1) Graphic, graphic graphics
2) Basic animation/water diameter circle
3) Garden size window at begining
4) Better grid
5) More user freindly
6) Draw own buttons, so everything has the same style
7) DO NOT resubmit to newgrounds, it dosen't belong here. Try the forums
I know you already have, i saw the thread, just try it again with a better version
8) Make it a program, not an engine
9) Change background
And finally...
10) Add a print button, or a save button, add more features, add more sprinkelers, just add more THINGS to make it more useful to the home owner.

A fair review,
DFR

Score: 10

"Lov eht SOTC part!"

submission: Xionic Madness

date: November 23, 2007

Yeha, greta movie, awsome effects, and madness...can't get any better! I also love how you used the Shadow of the Collosus interface part, I love that game! I really want to watch the next one!

Score: 10

"Great game"

submission: Pico's High School

date: November 18, 2007

Love the 3D graphics. And to everyone else, he compremised all other graphics beacuse the 3D API too us so much RAM and stuff. Again, great.

Score: 7

"Good engine."

submission: Helicopter 2.0

date: November 11, 2007

I really loike this engine, and if you add more obsticules and a way to go faster, then itll be cool.

Score: 10

"Love it"

submission: Cube Core

date: November 6, 2007

Just beat the game. It was easy to get the remote and stuff, but I had to read the reviews to find the power core. then it was easy. Again, a great example of a exit the room game. I still haven't beat the first one though, as it's blatently impossible for me!