Dude, its not funny
You may think so but its fucking not. I hate it when people do that, especially people who i used to think were talented enough to realize how stupid and immature that was.
Great idea, Mediocre presentation.
I really liked the whole "Dick Cheney is the most evil baby-eating guy on the planet" idea and jokes, but I feel you didn't deliver it well. The art style wasen't great but it was good. It had a flair to it. The animation was also preety good. The thing that really got me though the the bad voice acting. Well, maybe I'm not saying it right. The voices were fine for Dick and the kid and the people, they sounded like they should, but it was very lack-lustre. They didn't deliver it with enough volume and emotion half the time. It seems a little half-baked. Like the joke about his lair being the temple of doom was good written down, but when he said it it kind of ruined it. Sorry if I'm knit-picking, but ussualy im not too fussy but I just can't stand robotic voice actors. The voices can be the crappiest ones in the world, just as long as I can hear then and they speak with emotion then I'm ok with it. Overall, a good movie, just get better voice actors or whip them till they speak with emotion!
Voice Acting 7/10
Voice Expression 3/10
I watched Puncher, and I was like, WTF? This is more stupid then the custom map for halo titled "Lameass". Then I watched Welcome to the Hilton, and I loved it! I thought that you had finally found a good way to make funny movies with your great art style. Then you ruined it with this, this, thing. My recomendation is that you find some good jokes or sotp making these shorts.
A nice solid game, with a creative idea!
While I think this could use the touch a slightly better artist, as some of the grapics are second rate, but the gameplay, while challengeing, is and this is an idea I havent seen before. There seems to be no glitches that I can find, and the programming is stable and functional. I think you've got the workings of a greats game creator. Hope to see more of your work!
I just figured out how to do that yesterday! Awsome effect, and its 3D, even cooler. Was it hard to get the correct speed for everything, so it moved in sync?
Fair review below
Honestly, the graphics made it look like it was created by a 3-year old. At least try to put some effort into them. Trace pictures of real sprinklers or something, then color it grey with lighting or something.
Next, you used component buttons, which although they look nice, did not go well with anything else since they were so neat, and everything else plainly sucked.
This would work great as an engine for a real version, but in it's current state, its un-usable. A homeown also woulden't come to newgrounds or your Piczo website to use this. You would need to move it to a real website domain or something.
There is no animation at all. When you place an object on the screen it should have a short representation about how far the water would come out, or just a blue circle saying the diameter of its range.
Lastly, when you go in the begining, there should be a screen that the user could enter the dimentions of their garden in, so it would be more relavent. While I'm on this course, the grid needs reworked, and don't use blue for the background.
Basic points for improvement:
1) Graphic, graphic graphics
2) Basic animation/water diameter circle
3) Garden size window at begining
4) Better grid
5) More user freindly
6) Draw own buttons, so everything has the same style
7) DO NOT resubmit to newgrounds, it dosen't belong here. Try the forums
I know you already have, i saw the thread, just try it again with a better version
8) Make it a program, not an engine
9) Change background
10) Add a print button, or a save button, add more features, add more sprinkelers, just add more THINGS to make it more useful to the home owner.
A fair review,
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